Walter Matthau

Willy Clark

George Burns

Al Lewis

Richard Benjamin

Ben Clark

Lee Meredith

Nurse in Sketch (Miss McIntosh)

Carol Arthur

Mrs. Doris Green, Al's Daughter

Rosetta LeNoire

Odessa, Willy's Nurse

F. Murray Abraham

Mechanic

Howard Hesseman

Mr. Walsh, Commerical Director

James Cranna

Mr. Schaeffer, TV Director

Ron Rifkin

T.V. Floor Manager

Fritz Feld

Mr. Gilbert

Phyllis Diller

Self